• Try this at home

    Date: 2004.04.01 | Category: General, Uncategorized | Tags:

    > A UK magazine recently held a competition, inviting its readers submit new
    > high fundamental scientific theories on ANY (Any means…ANY) subject.
    >

    > Winner (Subject: Perpetual Motion)
    > —————————————————
    > When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is
    > dropped, it always lands buttered side down. Therefore, if a slice of
    > toast is strapped to a cat`s back, buttered side up, and the animal is
    > then dropped, the two opposing forces will cause it to hover, spinning
    > inches above the ground. If enough toast-laden felines were used, they
    > could form the basis of a high-speed monorail system.